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Experiment 001 (video/action)

[The feed flicks on to show an incredibly large, almost elephantine figure pacing in front of a trio of pokemon obediently lined up. The three of them are covered in strange stripes and markings.

The evil genius doesn't seem to be paying attention to the feed.]

What incredible specimens! Haha! Their strength, their size... This! This is exact kind of monstrosity I have been striving my entire career to create!

[oh that laugh sounds dangerous.]

And here, they are naturally occurring in nature?! Now if I can be finding way to extract DNA in order to combine it and be making them even better...

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[A certain experiment has something very poignant to say to you, Jumba.

Hang on, he's leaning in closer to the video screen.

And now he's... blowing the loudest raspberry he can.]

[The noise startles him.]

Ack! What is--

[Have two of his four eyes getting really up close with the screen.]

Oho! 626! Is that you? Do not be like that, you know you are being still greatest achievement.

[Sotto voce: I admit, there are still bugs that are needing to be worked out...]

[He pulls back with a big toothy, grin.]

Heheheh.

[He doesn't say any words, but his face practically screams, "Damn right I am".]

[A laugh.]

And modest, 626!

[He picks up the little Gear, although his enormous fingers occasionally eclipse the camera.]

Now where are you? I am wanting to see whether these 'pokemon' are as strong as I have heard.

[ Suddenly!! THIS GIRL. +1 Lotad. Looking disapprovingly at Jumba and his line-up of beefy Pokemon. ]

Hey, you! You didn't steal those big Pokey guys, did you? [ SHE WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON IF NECESSARY. ]

[OH SH-- HIDE THE SCIENCE!!

Jumba fumbles with the needle he had been contemplating, and immediately turns to eclipse the 'Gear's camera with his mass.]

Haha, hello, little girl! Me? Stealing? Tch, is that sounding like something I would do?

[ IT SO IS. This is her disapproving frown. FROWN. ]

You tried to steal Stitch from he when he was MY pet! I adopted him! So, there!

[Jumba looks down at her quizzically, like he's trying to remember that incident in particular.]

...Ah! Psht. That is completely unrelated incident. And it was all working out in the end, so it does not count.

[So there.]

Are you knowing of anything about these "pokemon" creatures, little girl?

[ ...Well, really, she can't argue with that logic. ]

Hmpf! I don't think I should tell you aaaanything about these pokey guys, if it means you're gonna steal them!

I have not been stealing a thing! They came to me, it was not me who was going looking for them! Stealing implies that I was knowing what they were before today!

But are you gonna keep them and use them for bad stuff??

[ She will DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. Somehow. ]

[Jumba stares at her in silence for a minute.]

...That depends on what you are meaning by 'bad stuff.'

[ Does she gotta spell it out?! ]

You know, evil experiments! Attacks on cities! Mass hysteria! That sort of bad stuff.

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